The Charleston Old Guard
Where the bloodlines run long, the horses run fast, and the family politics haven’t changed since the last century—because no one dares suggest they should.
They remain steadfast in tradition, selective in memory, and united by an unshakable belief that a firm handshake and a good horse can still solve most problems.
Mr. John Walker
of Whyndum, Charleston, South Carolina
Known For:
Unshakable loyalty, effortless horsemanship, and the kind of aim that could earn medals—if he didn't politely miss by a hair to spare someone else's pride.
Status:
Unmarried. Devoted (with increasingly poor disguise) to Miss Elizabeth Taylor, who remains, as ever, magnificently unmoved.
“It’s good manners to let others win now and then.
It's better manners not to smile about it when you didn’t.”
Editor’s Note:
The sort of man who'd ride through a storm without complaint, stay behind to mend the fence, and tip his hat to the very people who forgot to thank him.
Assessment:
A steady hand in an unsteady world. Would build you a home with his own two hands—and apologize if the nails weren't perfectly straight.
Mr. Thomas Walker
of Whyndum, Charleston, South Carolina
Known For:
Unerring aim, devastating charm, and the uncanny ability to say exactly the wrong thing—right when it would be most advantageous to stay silent.
Status:
Unmarried. Frequently admired. Occasionally tolerated. Once described as “almost ideal”—before opening his mouth.
“My brother wins hearts by being good.
I prefer efficiency.”
Editor’s Note:
The type of man who can shoot the apple off your head at twenty paces—then ruin the moment by offering unsolicited advice about your posture. May yet amount to something... though likely by accident.
Assessment:
Confident, careless, and overdue for a reckoning.
Would make a spectacular hero—if he ever learns to stop tripping over his own brilliance (or perhaps, arrogance).