The Punch was Spiked

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“The Punch Was Spiked”
A concerned guest (who shall remain unnamed, as any respectable lady would) writes:

“It is with no small amount of regret that I must address the frankly ludicrous assertions printed in several recent papers regarding Miss Mary Taylor’s ‘graceful recovery’ during her debut ball.

I was in attendance. I saw what I saw. And I must say, no woman trips so spectacularly unless there has been something amiss with the refreshments.

Let us not forget that the punch was being served by Charles Taylor’s younger brother, who is charming but has never been known for his sense of restraint — in any context. I, for one, took a sip and found it had the subtle aroma of summer fruit and danger.

I do not accuse. I merely suggest. And I would advise all future debutantes to either sip with caution, or hold tightly to their dance partners — should the floor rise up to meet them.”

(Signed only: A Lady of Good Standing with Excellent Balance)