Ah. So You Do Fancy a Scandal
Excellent.
For you are now, most improperly informed.
Should you wish to continue your trajectory of questionable behavior, you have options:
In the meantime, Lucine shall see to it that your inbox is soon populated with only the finest whispers, warnings, and wayward revelations.
(Pray, do check your email — but do try not to appear overly eager.)
Lucine Elizabeth Watson, Purveyor of Discretion (and Occasional Scandal)