Ah. So You Do Fancy a Scandal

Excellent.

For you are now, most improperly informed.

Should you wish to continue your trajectory of questionable behavior, you have options:

In the meantime, Lucine shall see to it that your inbox is soon populated with only the finest whispers, warnings, and wayward revelations.

(Pray, do check your email — but do try not to appear overly eager.)

Lucine Elizabeth Watson, Purveyor of Discretion (and Occasional Scandal)